Millions of Dead cops featuring Pig Champion 7”

Honest Don’s Hardly Chewed Niblets DON-004-7

Side A

I Don’t Want to Hurt You Dude, I Just Want My Shit Back

Side B

Dark Clouds

Words & Music by M.D.C. 1996

Dave Dictor – vocals

Eric Calhoun – guitar

Jo “Go” Strom – bass

Roby Dale Williams – drums

Pig Champion – featuring lead guitarist

Recorded and mixed by Mike Lastra

Cover Layout Dean T. Fletcher

Front Cover Photo Wheeler P.

Back Cover Photo Rachael M.

Insert Illustration Spider Moccasin

[Note: Dave and Al recorded "My Dog Has No Girlfriend" and "More Squawk" (both to be found on the "Now More Than Ever" CD with Tom Pig and Brian Pain.]

I Don’t Want to Hurt You Dude, I Just Want My Shit Back

You were my old friend, you asked me to please take you in.

I did you right even though things are pretty thin.

Lent you my lighter, bag of dope, pair of shoes.

You borrowed my last twenty dollars, drank all my booze

Tell me not to worry that I’ll get my due,

But the way you say it, I don’t believe it’s true.

Now it’s all gone and you show up looking blue.

I’m all tripped out and you don’t have a clue

Don’t want to hear a story that’s probably not true.

Heard it all before, ain’t nothing new.

Tell me not to worry that I’ll get my due.

But the way you say it, I don’t believe it’s true.

Your just too damned relaxed looking and remorse you do lack.

I don’t want to hurt you dude, I just want my shit back.

We heard all your stories, bullshit through and through.

You left me high and dry. Now what am I supposed to do?

You leaned on everybody, You stole all our trust.

You take a friendship and turn it into rust.

You don’t look or act too sorry, I see that in your eyes.

You tell me it’s not a problem.  You think you’re so fly.

Your just too damned relaxed looking and remorse you do lack.

I don’t want to hurt you dude, I just want my shit back.

Dark Clouds

Having trouble getting out of my bed

Is it what I did or said

Man Oh man I got bad news

Why it seems to be born lose

From A to B to Nowhere and back

Hard to tell, I can’t keep track

Don’t think it’s courage I lack

Know you gotta watch your back

This was never meant to be

This trouble I didn’t see

What’s the deal I can’t break free

Dark Clouds hanging over me

No matter how hard I try

Temperatures will always rise

What’s the deal I can’t break free

Dark Clouds hanging over me

Went and tried to touch the sky

Knew I could fly but how high

Didn’t want to say goodbye

A flush of rushes my oh my

Thought about you again last night

I know us together ain’t right

All alone I can feel your rush

Can smell your musky tush

I can hear your sirens sing

I can hear the church bells ring

We all know the trouble it brings

At the time it don’t mean a thing

Monkey man is on my back

Don’t think it’s courage I lack

What’s the deal I can’t break free

Dark Clouds hanging over me